"just like you, i fucking beat myself up night and day until i'm black and blue because i'm not the guy who wrote "the corrections" even though i couldn't even read "the corrections," and i couldn't even read "a heartbreaking work of staggering genius" even though i'd like to be dave eggers, and why the fuck would i want to be dave eggers? because i'm a sick fucker, that's why, because i hate myself. and i have to stop doing that. i have to love myself." [
cary tennis.]