"has it escaped your notice that you appear to be shacking up with marilyn manson? and that you're 19, and he's, like, 38 or so, and also a horrific prince of doom? did he give you beer goggles that make him look like kiefer sutherland? does he turn back into a cuddly little pumpkin after midnight? is his junk made of diet coke? what? what is it?"
[liebster go fug yourself post aller zeiten: evan rachel fug.]