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urbandictionary: emo hair] hairstyle, increasingly common even in small-town southwest germany among boys who consider themselves to be
indie. the prevalence of emo hairstyles at local indie events can falsely set off internal alert systems at regular intervals as to the recognition of people who happen to be absent from said events and can hence cause pangs of discomfort which can, in turn, lead to an increase in alcohol consumption. [
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